Greetings. We get spam here like everyone else, so before we can approve your registration we’ll need to know you’re registering for real. That takes two steps:

First, PLEASE DON’T MISS THIS OR YOUR ACCOUNT WON’T BE APPROVED! — Your USER NAME MUST BE YOUR ACTUAL NAME, spelled naturally including the space, for example, “John Do” or “Susan Smith.”
Second, so we know you’re real, we need you to type in here the city and state or province you live in, and the name and location of the church you attend. If you don’t have a church you attend regularly, enter a church near where you live. (If you do not live in the U.S. or Canada, enter your country instead.)